MRT "Please stand behind the yellow lines and allow passengers to alight first"

That Phrase above, how many times have you noticed it right in front of you pasted on top of the sliding door while waiting for the train to travel somewhere. Think about it...

Yesterday while at work, my colleagues and I started chatting and bitching and suddenly we went onto the topic on public transports. We starting bitching about how stupid & ugly Singaporeans can be.

Alot of times when we wait for the train, ppl tend to stand right in front of the sliding door so close that they are almost plastering their disgusting facial oil on the damn door. And yet they don't notice the yellow sign above that says "stand behind the yellow lines and allow passengers to alight first". They blocked the alighting passengers and try to rush in as if the train would disappear and leave them behind. Sometimes I see ppl waiting behind the yellow lines also and I think to myself "that's some nice ppl". BUT NOooooo!!!, I was so so so wrong... they freaking move right infront of the door right after the train enters the station and block the freaking door again. Oy My God!!! How horribly retarded! Worst of all, most of the time it's those OFFICE PPL that I see doing this. They study so freaking much and yet still don't have the basic courtesy of a human being. They should have a subject to study on courtesy for these intellectually challenged human beings who can't think with their cerebral cortex, all the grey matter flushed out of their rectums already! Another common disgusting sight is during the time of travelling from place to place. Passengers sit in the train and when some old folks or a pregnant lady walks in, suddenly everyone gets hit by the sandman and instantly falls asleep. What disgusting behaviour!

Ppl blocking the back of the buses, not allowing passengers to move back and get jammed at the front of the bus. Pushing everyone and rushing for a empty seat. Blocking station train doors. Suddenly pointing elsewhere without looking first and pokes someone. Turning around without first checking who is walking next to them and bangs into someone. Blocking an entire pathway to chit-chat even when its damn crowded. These are some of the moronic behaviour that disgusting human beings do that I detest when I go out. Anyways, feel free to drop me any comments or share your incidents that you have encountered.

Japanese name generator

Lol.... Just went to try this website that tells you what your Japanese name might have been...
Don't think its true, 'coz it might be just a random selection of Japanese names when you type in your real name. But its still hilarious to find out what your Japanese name might be!

Mine's 渡辺 Watanabe (near a crossing) 拓海 Takumi (open sea)

Go check it out if you have the time!
Click on the Blog title and it'll whisk you there!

Either you love it or you hate it

Just tried a kissing quiz... no comments about the results myself.
Only those with real life experience can comment on mine. LOL....

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